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 1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 2. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. 3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. 4. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! 5. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. 6. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! 7. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up. 8. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of fractions? He's a little bit irrational. 9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. 10. How do you organize a space party? You planet! 11. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 12. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 13. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. 14. I named my dog "Five Miles" so I can tell people I walk Five Miles every day. 15. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out! I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face!